The world says hello to me!

Well here is it. The dawn of a new era in blogs and in technology all around. By reading this, you are part of history in the making. You are one of the first visitors to what is widely considered by me to be the greatest blog in the history of the Internet. Not only that, but recent research suggests that Yo I Be Mad Bloggin' may actually be the secret to immortality, and that reading it will at the very least make you significantly more attractive (so congrats on that). Anyway, a common trend in most blogs nowadays is to "thank your readers" just for reading. Ha, I think not. I made this blog, so you had best read it. That's not a request either; it's a demand. Furthermore, you can thank me for creating such a wonderful and fantastic blog, which has provided you free of charge (for now) with entertainment and personal enlightenment. You're welcome.

--Wald der Große